I
am Raccoon. I am the masked bandit raiding your guaranteed animal-proof
garbage can.
I am Raccoon. When you moved into my home, I moved into yours.
It seemed only fair.
I am Raccoon. I much prefer the forest, stream, and meadow.
But if they are gone, I will take suburbia.
I am Raccoon. I will foil all your attempts to keep me out.
I also have the right to live.
I am Raccoon. I am still clever, mischievous, and wise. My
hands retain their dexterity. I am not diminished by living off your
waste.
I am Raccoon. I am the stealthy bandit in the dead of night.
Raccoon adapts to
Everything. Can we be
As clever and wise?
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